This is a test of true blue Republican blood and credentials. If you see TRUMP on a ballot it is actually an acronym for Castrated, blind, lame yellowdog on life support (R). (I am not sure about that acronym, but have started reading a Dave Berry book and from that, I can see it is no problem. There must be a language somewhere in the universe where the acronym is correct). But back to the test.
If you are a certifiable true believer Republican, all you will see in the above is the (R) and you will know what to do even if TRUMP himself is claiming your vote will be stolen or dumped into a Ronald Reagan toxic waste dump. The TRUMP poll watchers will absolutely KNOW who you voted for and you will be awarded within days by mail a CCRTBCM (Certificate of Certifiable Republican True Believer of Candidates and Mythology). This and $10 will get you a couple loaves of bread, but more importantly, presenting it to a mental health facility will gain you instant permanent admission to a new living space with lots of agreeable company (if you live in South Dakota).
And, as you gnaw your way through two loaves of bread, you must remember that you have absolutely no excuse or reason to ever vote for any Democratic candidate even if their positions completely represent your best interests and mirror your actual thinking when that happens. Your Republican God will never forgive you and you will be listed on the permanently damned and banned from state work (If you live in South Dakota).
*** Stay tuned even if you are partisanly deaf--- Doug Wiken