News is full of information and propaganda about death today of Bill Janklow. When I can find an obituary that is not plastered with newspaper copyright notices banning use, I will post it here in a journal of obituaries. I will reserve comment until then.
Janklow was born in Chicago in 1939. Went into US Marines in 1956 (I think), and was graduated from USD School of Law in 1966. At age 72, he died of brain cancer which nobody could wish on anybody of whatever political stripe.
In the meantime, rumor has it that Heaven and Hell have recently been merged into Heavenell or Hellnheaven with new financing of the new more efficient system by a Mexican loan shark outfit and a Russian oil executive. The extensive heating and cooling systems have been shrunk, consolidated, and turned over to an investment firm run by a Republican presidential candidate who thinks he now has control, but actually the real force behind the "reform" is the ghost of Bill Janklow.. The information collection system is now under control of Bill Gates who has assured everybody the data is safe and will not be used in any nefarious way despite complete monopoly.. Bill Maher's astrologer has noted that the stars indicate the Devil is not at all amused.
*** Doug Wiken with nothing better to do tonight-
But how fast did Janklow get to Heavenell/HellnHeaven?
Note from Doug: He went straight through a couple stop signs and several red lights. The single lawyer in heaven helped and the millions in hell were well organized. It was rigged from the git-gone.
Posted by: Taunia | Jan 15, 2012 at 05:36 AM
Hahahaha! That was pretty good, Taunia and Doug. I too am quite sick of all this Saint Bill crap. He was a bully. A mean bully.
Posted by: D.E. Bishop | Jan 17, 2012 at 07:19 PM