**Somewhere in China........

This news just in from one of the 15 million e-mail spammers somewhere in China: Neophyte entrepreneur Flatsong Indauk has worked out a deal to import all the Chinese-made toys now banned and recalled in the US because of lead-loaded paint for recycling the plastic and the paint in a Chinese village specially reserved for brain-damaging industries.. US Investors are invited to get in on the ground floor..opportunities abound and this ain't Nigeria.

The deal has been approved by the Bush administration because the plan is to reexport all the toys to Muslim terrorist areas of the world as part of Bush and China's long-term plan to gain control of all oil-producing areas of the world. It may take a generation or two of course. Chinese beer as a brain destroyer just isn't an option in countries where alcohol is banned, lead and mercury are the new tools.

Karl Rove has been hired by a multi-national corporation doing the publicity work. Chinese officials hope to have their new green world order plan up and running within weeks. The idea is to find new territories to pollute before all of China is turned into a seething, hissing mass of green pollution slime over boiling red pools of pollution.

Oh yeah, if your own e-mail gets bounced by your own unidentified ISP for unknown reasons, it might be because their mystery spam trapper is set to stop all mail with "tiny url" links in them. Just happened to me. Frustrating trying to find out what was going wrong too. And more frustrating than that, is because much of the actual spam requiring the spam filters is coming from China. Maybe more on this or maybe not.

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